#AtoZChallenge- J for 'Just Joking!'

Pregnant? Then the joke's on you! 

How many days are there in a month?
- Each month has an average of 30-31 days, except the last month of pregnancy, which has 1453. 

What hurts even more then childbirth?
- Having to sing “Wheels on the Bus” 400,000 times a day. 

How is being pregnant is like being a child again?
- There’s always someone telling you what to do.

Should I have a baby after 35?
- No, 35 children are quite enough.

I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
-With any luck, right after he finishes high school.

How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
-If it’s the flu, you’ll get better.

Do I have to have a baby shower?
-Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

What is colic?
-A reminder for new parents to use birth control.

What are night terrors?
-Frightening episodes in which the new mother dreams she’s pregnant again.

Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
-When the kids are in college.




Sources:
http://www.peek-a-boo-pregnancy.com/funny-pregnancy-jokes.html
https://www.corcell.com/blog/top-25-list-of-best-pregnancy-jokes-ever/