Tuesday, April 12, 2016

#AtoZChallenge- J for 'Just Joking!'



Pregnant? Then the joke's on you! 


How many days are there in a month?
- Each month has an average of 30-31 days, except the last month of pregnancy, which has 1453. 

What hurts even more then childbirth?
- Having to sing “Wheels on the Bus” 400,000 times a day. 


How is being pregnant is like being a child again?
- There’s always someone telling you what to do.


Should I have a baby after 35?
- No, 35 children are quite enough.

I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
-With any luck, right after he finishes high school.

How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
-If it’s the flu, you’ll get better.

Do I have to have a baby shower?
-Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

What is colic?
-A reminder for new parents to use birth control.

What are night terrors?
-Frightening episodes in which the new mother dreams she’s pregnant again.

Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
-When the kids are in college.





Sources:
http://www.peek-a-boo-pregnancy.com/funny-pregnancy-jokes.html
https://www.corcell.com/blog/top-25-list-of-best-pregnancy-jokes-ever/


29 comments:

  1. :D Good ones ! ROFL !

    My entries for #AtoZChallenge:
    http://nav-justanyrandomtopic.blogspot.in/search/label/A-Z%20Challenge%202016

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    1. I know I was ROFL too! :)

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  2. Hahahhahah - they're brilliant. Thank you for cracking them.

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  3. Hahahahaha!! Good ones!
    @yenforblue from
    Spice of Life!

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  4. As a full time grannie I could still laugh. Whatever it is children can be a pain in the ... but we'd rather have the pain than none at all. Thanks for the laughs!

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    1. Very true. When I want to pull all my hair out, suddenly I am amused with something.. and then its OK again.. :D

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  5. This is funny. My favourite has to be this: Should I have a baby after 35?
    - No, 35 children are quite enough.

    Aneeta from
    How to Tell a Great Story

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    1. That had me in splits too!

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  6. Cute collection of pregnancy jokes :) But I'm sooo glad I'm far out of this stage ;)
    Sudha from
    Everyday Muse

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  7. Cute! :) thank goodness I will never have to face a month with 1400+ days again.

    Nilanjana.

    Madly-in-Verse

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  8. hahaha... my kind of jokes.. seriously. I crack stuff like this all the time :)

    My Entry for the #AtoZChallenge -
    Tv Shows: J - Jeeves & Wooster

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    1. Cool.. That will be good to hear! Thanks for coming by!

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  9. Absolutely hilarious...too good, I am so sharing this! Yeh dil maange more ;)
    @KalaRavi16 from
    Relax-N-Rave

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  10. Ha ha... That was truly entertaining!
    Well done!

    Cheers
    Geets

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  11. Going to share it with everyone who keeps asking me when am I gonna share 'good news' with them :D I am approaching 35,peoples :D :P :D

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  12. Hahaha 😅 lol
    I welcome you on my blog
    PositiveVibes ✌ http://smartshivani.blogspot.com/2016/04/just-breathe.html

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  13. That's quite hilarious :)

    Awesome!

    Cheers,
    Srivi - AtoZChallenge
    J for Joy | Twitter

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  14. A terrific laugh out loud post. Thanks for the chuckles!

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    1. Glad you liked them!

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  15. haha love the baby shower joke!

    J is for Jungle Book

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  16. I can sympathise with many of these! ~Liz http://www.lizbrownleepoet.com

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    1. Hi Liz. They are quite on the spot!! I could not help but share them.

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