Pregnant? Then the joke's on you!
How many days are there in a month?
- Each month has an average of 30-31 days, except the last month of pregnancy, which has 1453.
What hurts even more then childbirth?
- Having to sing “Wheels on the Bus” 400,000 times a day.
How is being pregnant is like being a child again?
- There’s always someone telling you what to do.
Should I have a baby after 35?
- No, 35 children are quite enough.
Im two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
-With any luck, right after he finishes high school.
How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
-If its the flu, youll get better.
Do I have to have a baby shower?
-Not if you change the babys diaper very quickly.
What is colic?
-A reminder for new parents to use birth control.
What are night terrors?
-Frightening episodes in which the new mother dreams shes pregnant again.
Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
-When the kids are in college.